Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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