do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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