So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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