just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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