Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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