Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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