i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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