laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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