I'm jealous of your bromance
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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