moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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