If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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