At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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