i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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