oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
there is glitter all over my balls
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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