Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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