Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Im part way to drunk.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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