this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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