I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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