Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
as a side note pls kill me
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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