you traded sex for a burrito?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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