Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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