when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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