State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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