Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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