you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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