Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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