This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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