Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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