Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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