There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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