I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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