What a fucking waste of an outfit
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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