Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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