she looked like the bat from fern gully.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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