Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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