But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
one might say we're banned from that church
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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