I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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