Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
