all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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