OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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