I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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