Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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