got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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