Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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