Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We need to rekindle our bromance
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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