What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i will never coherently bang her
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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