My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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