It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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