My hair reeks of homosexuality.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
