The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
