Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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