I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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